Things I Do That I Probably Shouldn’t

I spend most of my life doing things that make me want to punch myself.

This is probably the way I will die, although liver failure or death by falling over are two other strong contenders

I did actually meet Wayne Coyne once. Unfortunately no-one believes me because the rest of the story has reached such ridiculous heights of untruth

This is Harry, one of my two supervisors. He has bought me a lot of coffee over the years, and this is how I repay him.

Things I Do That I Probably Shouldn’t #4

Chutney and peanut butter are my meat and potatoes