Beatrice Turner is supposed to be writing a Master’s thesis in English Literature. A lot of the time she doesn’t. She does various things to distract herself from the thesis, including drink heavily, shout at people, abuse her students and cultivate a cynical world-weary air (this is also known as “sulking”). One of the things she does is draw very silly comics indeed, which gave rise to Master of Arts.
Beatrice likes sub-ten dollar bottles of red wine, Marlborough Reds, cheese, coffee, her record player and her unfeasibly large collection of jackets. It is probably safest to assume she doesn’t like anything else unless you hear otherwise.
A Portrait of the Author as an Annoying Drunk
